Creepy confession? This just made me cry because I love the world.
YES WE CAN. #4moreyears
“You cant be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.”
— Tina Fey
Ron Paul finds out the Iowa caucus results…
Won’t you be, won’t you please, please won’t you be.. my neighbor. Hey neighbor. What’s that? You’re voting for Ron Paul?
My live stand-up set asking “Is Ron Paul Racist?”
@GeorgeClooney Boom das what I’m saying! Let’s also not forget health care, and @PaulMcCartney tribute show @theWhitehouse, come ON! @PaulMcCartney where you at on this?
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Recorded my reaction to hipster Xmas.
“The Sun, with all the planets revolving around it, and depending on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as though it had nothing else in the Universe to do.”
— Galileo
Congress is a booger. No matter how you pick em, it’s gross!! #NOKEYSTONE
Google image search for cougar. Survival of the fittest is a real theme in the animal kingdom.
