Congress is a booger. No matter how you pick em, it’s gross!! #NOKEYSTONE
Google image search for cougar. Survival of the fittest is a real theme in the animal kingdom.
This boner pill has 3 different kinds of SEMEN listed as ingredients! #lolz
“Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration.”
— Abraham Lincoln
Whether or not you get the apartment depends upon what you order for brunch.
Newt Gingrich’s wife is programmed to self destruct in case of emergency. Her laser eyes will destroy all surrounding lifeforms. After which her beak plucks her feathers, eats her own face, and brains. Replacement comes in the mail in 6-8 weeks.
#zombiechickenrobotcannibal
