Yea Johnny! That’s how you freak em!
I found this! At first I couldn’t figure it out. And then I realized it’s an old school $20 bracelet! #sopretty
Hey ladies! Hurricane Irene got you scrambling for just the right outfit?
If I was a weatherman right now, I would totally bust this out.
I see Obama is drunk at a dog fight and thinking about a younger, hotter version of Nancy Pelosi.
Am I missing something? Is the Mike “The Situation” too douchey for Abercrombie and Fitch?
Here’s why I say NO:
-Abercrombie uses slave labor to produce their clothes. The average sweatshop worker for Abercrombie makes $3.05 or less an hour. The situation would never tip less than $20 to a shot girl, and he hand makes his own t-shirts BY HAND.
-Abercrombie has models like the one listed above, mooning anyone and everyone at the mall. Douche factor: 10 out of 10. Now imagine a world where you walk into a mall and “The Situation” has half of his ass hanging out on a 20 foot poster, and you walk past him with your kids. Would that ever happen? NO. Therefore, the sneakiest, worst douche of all: Abercrombie and FITCH.
It’s not possible to be too douchey for a brand who has set the standard of douche. If anything Abercrombie and Fitch saw The Situation climbing the charts of douche’s greatest hits, and they tried to smack him down before he took over. I’m pretty sure their plan has backfired though, because in fact, NOW there is nothing with more DOUCHEFACTOR than being paid by the kings of douche to not douche up the douche.
THERE WAS NOT ENOUGH BAG TO HOLD THE DOUCHE END OF STORY.
“And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.”
— Roald Dahl
I walked behind this guy for several blocks just watching him jiggle his sausage on his little sausage gurney.
